(has anyone ever perfected the self-portrait shot without a tripod? Nope, thought not.)
...I'm now six months pregnant. It's gone past so so quickly so far. I can't believe in three months time I'll get to meet the little guy/girl that's been wriggling inside me for these past few months.
...I'm now six months pregnant. It's gone past so so quickly so far. I can't believe in three months time I'll get to meet the little guy/girl that's been wriggling inside me for these past few months.
Here are some of my experiences so far:
* Feeling baby kick is the best thing in the world. I live for it's little kicks. Except when it thinks my bladder or kidneys are drums. Then it's just downright uncomfortable.
* Baby got a case of the hiccups the other day. Feeling it's little body hiccup was pretty much the cutest thing ever.
* I'm currently perfecting my best pregnant lady waddle. Even my boss commented on my waddle.
* I've put on eight pounds. I have a suspicion that this is one pound baby, two pounds uterus and five pounds boob.
* This five pounds of boob makes me feel like Pamela Anderson. People pay thousands of pounds for boobs like mine: I just keep asking my midwife when they'll start to deflate, and if they'll ever look how they looked pre-pregnancy (I can live in hope, can't I?!).
* Gestational diabetes sucks big time. Oh to have some chocolate. Or chips. Or french fries. Or garlic bread.
* Morning sickness has come back with a vengeance after a month long breather.
* I am disappointed to report I have no cravings. My appetite hasn't gone up much either. I thought I'd be running midnight trips to the fridge. Sadly not.
* My father keeps commenting on my pregnancy 'glow'. He is sadly misled - this 'glow' he reports is due to my face coming out in a glowing red rash every time I try to use any facial product on it (moisturiser, face wash, toner, anything). If you need a visual, this is what I look like post moisturisation, toner usage or anything else:
Yes, I get the face of an Oompa Loompa. I hear it's the new trend for Autumn 2011. I'm just ahead of my time.
* Hair hair, lots of hair. Everywhere.
* I have had to download an app for my phone called WC Finder. WC Finder is my saviour. Except when it has a meltdown and tells me the nearest WC's are 2km away when I know fine well there are closer ones somewhere. Then I want to cry.
* Speaking of waterworks, I can now cry at the drop of a hat. I was always pretty good at that before but it's been taken to a whole new level now.
* It's a myth that you get more energy in the second trimester. Since being pregnant there has not been enough sleep in the world for me.
* I've also been finding out that pregnancy does lots of other strange strange things to your body: things that nobody tells you about and leaves you wondering if you are normal. Who knows what people did before the internet because some things are just too downright embarrassing to even ask the midwife!
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